how to give a best man speech:
- joke
- joke
- vince vaughn quote (fred clause)
- talk about the groom’s ex-girlfriends
- quote from love actually
- hold back your tears
- pause
- drop the microphone
- get out of that bitch
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Tom: I gotta nail the speech, so I brought in an expert — Jean-Ralphio.Jean-Ralphio: Can I throw somethin on you, see if it feels good?Tom: Sure.Jean-Ralphio: Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke. Joke, joke, Vince Vaughn quote obviously.Tom: Swingers or Crashers?Jean-Ralphio: Fred Claus. Talk about Andy’s ex-girlfriends, quote from Love Actually, hold back your tears, pause… drop the microphone, get outta that bitch. [Makes explosion noise]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljobmkzHVC1qgssvio1_500.gif)
Tom: I gotta nail the speech, so I brought in an expert — Jean-Ralphio.
Jean-Ralphio: Can I throw somethin on you, see if it feels good?
Tom: Sure.
Jean-Ralphio: Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke. Joke, joke, Vince Vaughn quote obviously.
Tom: Swingers or Crashers?
Jean-Ralphio: Fred Claus. Talk about Andy’s ex-girlfriends, quote from Love Actually, hold back your tears, pause… drop the microphone, get outta that bitch. [Makes explosion noise]
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